SALTIER THAN HAM HOCKS ($1.49/lb). Smoother than grits (on special this week). Hotter than fried catfish (caught today). Sweeter than sweet potato pie (fresh in the dairy case). It's soul food for the ears, and we sell so much, people wonder what we put in it. Let's break it down:

Take a half a teacup of bass (see recipe, pg 18)
And a pound of fatback drums
4 tablespoons of guitar (picked fresh)
A pinch of keys (black and white go so good together)
And a half a pint of vocals, pitched just right
Percussion to taste

Turn the heat up high, and put your weight on it.